Hey folks, you know how I mentioned in this post that they were going to auction off the right to name the new primate my friend filmed? Well I’ve got some good news and bad news.
The good news is that the name was auctioned for $650,000 which all goes to help conserving their habitat. The bad news is that a casino bought it and it will be called the GoldenPalace.com monkey.
Yes. It’s true.
You are not reading the The Onion.
P.S. In creating a link for the Onion, I saw this very silly headline on their site that made me laugh: New, Delicious Species Discovered.