Soon after arriving at my friend’s house yesterday…
K: Um, Andrea. I think you have poo on your ear.
Me: Oh my god!!! (laughing, screaming and running to the bathroom to wipe it off)
It was a false alarm, just a bit of ink, but I can’t believe I live in a world where this is the first thing people would assume is on my ear. Not ink, not food, but poo.
Poo people! Poo!