- Tight jeans are more flattering than baggy ones.
- Leggings are AWESOME.
- Brow waxing? Kind of amazing.
- Brazilians? Painful. On par with childbirth.
- Coldplay? Fantastic.
- Adele? Transcendent.
- Charlie Bit my Finger? Hilarious.
- The Old Spice guy? Even better.
I’ve also learned that:
- I can’t talk on the phone while anyone else is talking in the room.
- I’m highly sensitive.
- It’s okay to leave the party when it gets too crazy.
- Affirmations work and if I just call them “mantras” I can totally tolerate them.
- My thighs were actually great in high school.
And most importantly:
- There is nothing wrong with me.
- I didn’t do anything wrong.
- I am totally lovable.
What have you learned lately?
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